The Great State of The Titanian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Titanium with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.487 billion Titanian Empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The very strong Titanian Empirean economy, worth 118 trillion Titanis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,015 Titanis, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Titanian Empire's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Titaniumism.

The Titanian Empire is ranked 250,095^th in the world and 343^rd in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.